Yvonne Zima
Nude

When Mr. Skin comes across a woman with a name like Yvonne Zima, he expects an exotic flair with a bit of a naughty streak. Actress and hottie Yvonne and her sisters Madeline and Vanessa have already found success in acting, but Yvonne wants the three to form a girl group as well. Interesting coincidence that Mr. Skin was just thinking the same thing! Well, not exactly the same thing. We suppose it depends on what kind of “group” she’s referring to. Is it one that involves threadbare lingerie and lots of phallic objects covered in lube? Yes, please! Yvonne got the recurring role of Anthony Edwards’s daughter on ER. During her six-year run on the medical drama, Yvonne also appeared in movies like Heat (1995), Executive Decision (1996), and The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996). In 2007 Yvonne and her sister Vanessa donned skimpy bikinis and appeared alongside topless porn stars like Marie Luv and Darryl Hanah in National Lampoon’s The Stoned Age. First of all, that title isn’t the only thing that hard as a stone right now just thinking about Yvonne’s birthday suit. Right now you’re all thinking the same thing, “We need to see Yvonne without a bikini!” If Mr. Skin has learned anything throughout his life of guiltless debauchery, it’s that one must be patient on matters such as these. It’s our experience that actresses like Yvonne are not against nudity, they just need the right filmmaker to coax it out of them. Take your time sweetie, blue balls won’t kill us!